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I heard this one story—true shit—‘bout a brothel in Nevada, still legal there, right? This cat walks in, thinks he’s a pimp, but the madam? She’s a boss, been runnin’ it 30 years. She schools him quick, “You’re too weak to go on,” straight *Amour* vibes, tellin’ him he ain’t man enough for her crew. Had me crackin’ up—dude got humbled, left with his tail tucked. Little known fact: them old-school madams sometimes hid gold in the walls. Greedy tax man couldn’t touch it—smart as fuck, right?